Looky here! Mine Mummy gotted me a new toy and it's pink!
But I think it's not built for handsome mancats-in-training wearing pink.
It cames apart after I whap on it only once!
Oh, and I learnts something today.
When mine Mummy is sick with fever and cold and what not, do not sniff at her nostrils.
It's got an awfully funny smell!
Oh, and mine Mummy has been telling me she's going to China at the end of August.
Why does she have to tell me?
I mean, she goes out everyday, and she comes back at night.
I never ask her where she goes.
It's ok. She really doesn't have to tell me where she goes because the Giant Kitty tolds me before that mine Mummy goes out to finds something call marnies so she can changes the marnies into nice crunchy goodness and toys and beautiful shirts for me.
Why does mine Mummy have to tell me where she's going?
And when is August anyway?
I think it's so many sleeps away I may become an old kitty by then.
Mine Mummy really is funny.
She never tells me where she goes everyday, why does she have to tell me this time?