The Giant Kitty tolds me I is in big trouble because I eated something called a dental fwoss.
It smelled yummy and I tried to nom it.
Then mine Mummy started chasing me and asking me to put it down, so it must be something really wonderful. So I swallowed it before she could reach me.
Then today, mine Mummy was so pleased at me.
All because I pooped.
If mine Mummy loves it when I poop, maybe I should poop more often?
It's funny though because mine Mummy was jumping up and down and screaming "dental floss dental floss there you are!" At my poop!
My poop must be something quite special!
My poop is gooder than the Giant Kitty's poop! Because I never see mine Mummy so happy looking at the Giant Kitty's poop!