Tuesday, July 8

My poop is special...

The Giant Kitty tolds me I is in big trouble because I eated something called a dental fwoss.
It smelled yummy and I tried to nom it.
Then mine Mummy started chasing me and asking me to put it down, so it must be something really wonderful. So I swallowed it before she could reach me.

Then today, mine Mummy was so pleased at me.
All because I pooped.
If mine Mummy loves it when I poop, maybe I should poop more often?
It's funny though because mine Mummy was jumping up and down and screaming "dental floss dental floss there you are!" At my poop!
My poop must be something quite special!
My poop is gooder than the Giant Kitty's poop! Because I never see mine Mummy so happy looking at the Giant Kitty's poop!

11 comments:

Kaze, Latte, & Chase said...

You know I'm a huge fan of trash stealing but Beethoven- please don't eat the floss anymore!!!

Kaze

Riley & Tiki said...

Yay!! Please do not ever do that again. Dental floss is very bad.

The Furry Kids said...

No more dental floss for you! I know it's yummy but it's so bad for your tummy. Moms are weird. Ours was doing a dance over the litterbox yesterday because there was solid poo in there. hee hee

Love,
Tazo

Daisy said...

Hooray for pooping the floss out!

meemsnyc said...

Oh Beethoven, eating floss! Glad you pooped it out.

Katie said...

Oh oh, eating floss is bad - you're just supposed to clean your teeth with it! I'm glad you pooped it out though!

Sabrina, Sam and Simon said...

We are really glad you pooped it out too Beethoven! That kinda stuff can really hurt your innards if it doesn't come out ... that is why we don't get to play with string, yarn or shoestrings!
Purrs and headbutts,
Sabrina, Sam and Simon

Jan's Funny Farm said...

We are so glad you gave your mom back her dental floss. She must have really missed it.

Good boy, Beethovan.

Jan's Funny Farm said...

Thank you, thank you, thank you! You and Opus & Roscoe have made our day. Other kitty humans are making fun of our nude fridge. And Jan said it's our fault it's not dressed because we wouldn't leave it's clothes on.

But no, a fridge doesn't have to be dressed. You can dress it up, down or strip it bare. That's just where many humans keep calendars, notes, etc. Jan used to do that because it was handy.

I hope your mom lets you taste some watermelon. Not all kitty's like it but it's yummy.

Please note: We woofies had nothing to do with this. We have never climbed on the fridge or whapped anything on it to the floor.

Aoise said...

This is good noose that you haf poopied owt the floss. Don't expect your mommmy to be always so thwilled with you doing poopies. This was a spechail one !!

Lux said...

I'm so glad everything came out okay! ;-)

I'm tagging you for the Cold Box meme!