See, this was all that was left of of the lizard when mine Mummy saw it.
I wanted to make friends with it but it ignored me when I tries to talks to it. And then it was all running about and I didn't want it to go on my bed and share my bed with me and the Giant Kitty and mine Mummy tonight so I bited it. Then when I bited it, I realises it has quite an interesting taste! So I nomed it a little. Then I found it stopped moving!
Then mine Mummy came in and she was all screaming, "Oh no! You killed the poor lizard! You killed it!"
I is sad! I didn't mean to kill it! I only wanted to be friends with it!