The Giant Kitty taught me 2 new games yesterday.
See, here's him explaining all the rules to me.The first game is called licking mine Mummy's nostril. The Giant Kitty said that in this game, you've got to see if you can lick right into mine Mummy's nostril and you win the game when mine Mummy wakes up. So I tried this game last night. I won almost straightaway! I think I'm really pretty good at this game! Mine Mummy's nostril taste a little funny though.
The other game is called standing on mine Mummy, with our paws on her throat. The Giant Kitty wins this game much faster than me. He said the trick is to master the technique of putting ALL your weight on the paws that are on mine Mummy's throat, and the best position is to put the paws right in the middle of the throat. I might need a little more practice in this game. I think I'm going to continue practicing this tonight.
One thing I do not understand though, is why mine Mummy keeps threatening to shut us out of her room tonight. We were playing nicely - we didn't bite each other, or make any noise - mine Mummy warned me before not to play too noisily at night so I've been listening to her.
So why is mine Mummy upset?