My ex-girlfriend...

Do you all remembers my ex-girlfriend?It's been like so many many sleeps since she lefted us and although I did not forgets her, sometimes I do not think about her as often.And recently, mine Mummy gotted in touch with my ex-girlfriend's family and looky!
This is how my ex-girlfriend looks like now!I think she's still an awesome beauty, don't you think so?
The Giant Kitty says I is awfully stoopid to fall head over paws in love with her beauty because he says she looks like one who will whap me on my nose.

I really don't think she will whap me on my nose, but the Giant Kitty is a genius, so do you guys think he's right?

my girlfriend...

Looky at my girlfriend!
I think she's beautiful, don't you think so?
She still hisses at me though, especially when I tells her that she needs to wipes her bee-hind because it smells so.
The places where she's been bitten are healing up very very nicely and she's going to be good as new very very soon! I hope her hair grows back because she's still a bit bald in some areas.

However, I've come to the decision that even though I likes my girlfriend so, it's much better for her not to stay with us.
The Giant Kitty has been extremely jealous that I has a girlfriend and he has not, so he's feeling very grouchy.
And take my words for it, you wouldn't want to mess around with the Giant Kitty when he's grouchy.
He's one whom even the nice vets are scaredy of, and you know vets are beans who are used to seeing VERY VERY grouchy animals. So that tells you something about how scary the Giant Kitty is when he's not happy.
So he's not happy with me right now. Not very happy at all.
Yesterday, he was doing his usual grooming mine Mummy time and I just happened to walk past them. He immediately paused in grooming mine Mummy and HISSSSSED at me and whapped me on my nose. (Not the head because I like whaps on the head, but the nose. I do not likes whaps on the nose. They hurt.) So I ran away. And he continued grooming mine Mummy.
Today he's going off at me again because my Sweetheart is in the other room with the door closed and he cannot get at her.
I think I've gotten a total of a squillion whaps on the nose today but maybe it's more. I might have lost count somewhere.

So both me and mine Mummy are really hoping very very hard that my Sweetheart will find a furrever home very soon, and all will be peaceful in my house once again.
I do miss the Giant Kitty licking and snuggling me.

my sweetheart....

Do you guys think I looks handsome standing like this?I wants to looks handsome because you know what?
Mine Mummy broughted a girlfriend home for me!

See! This is my girlfriend's pictor!
Isn't she sweet?Mine Mummy broughted home a girlfriend for me!
I loves my girlfriend!
But let me tell you a secret.
My girlfriend isn't too demure.
She slurps her foods.
And she gobbles everything up.
I tolds her she has to eat daintily but she doesn't listen to me.
My girlfriend also has a lot of bald patches.
And when I asks her why she is balding, she hisses at me.
I think it's because my girlfriend is shy about being with me?
Oh, and my girlfriend smells too.
I think she needs her bee-hind wiped.Mine Mummy tolds me my girlfriend is only staying with us for a while and she'll go away once she finds her forever home. I think I'm going to be sad when she leaves, but if she has a nice forever home, then it's ok. I can still go and look for her sometimes. And anyway, she's only my girlfriend, and we're not married, so perhaps we should not live together.

Anyway, the Giant Kitty is very upset about me having a girlfriend. I think he's jealous that I have one and he doesn't. So he kept scolding me today. But I shall put up with it for the sake of my girlfriend!