naughty tails...

Here am me, just hadded a bath.
I LOVE bathies! Because I can play with water!
But I do not like "after the bathies" because I hadded to lick myself dry and I does not likes licking myself.
I would have laid on the bed and let the wind dry me, if not for the Giant Kitty who keeps scolding me and saying that if I want to grow up to be a mancat, I've got to lick myself dry.
I does not understand what licking dry has got to do with being a mancat.

If you look at 18sec or thereabouts, you can see me trying to grab my tail which usually has a life of it's own.
Most of the time, especially when I is trying to lick it, it will wiggle out of my paws.
Do anyone has the same problem with naughty tails?