I is sad!
Mine Mummy hasn't been home since Monday and I think she is losted herself somewhere!
And I is extra sad today because today is my purrthday and mine Mummy is still losted! I askeds the Giant Kitty where mine Mummy is and he says she wented off to see something called a huge wall and a city that is forbiddens and she is going to be losted until many many naps later! I wants mine Mummy! I do not wants to be alones on mine purrthday! The Giant Kitty tells me to stop whining and cryings because today, I is a big boy and is 2. And he says boys who are 2 should stop crying, but I do not wants to stop crying because I is having many sads and I wants mine Mummy back!