Friday, August 15

thinking things...

Sometimes, when mine Mummy is not at home and the Giant Kitty is asleep, I sit under the sun and I think things.
And then I wonder.

Why does the Giant Kitty keep on calling me "That Thing" even though he knows I'm called Oven?
Why does mine Mummy sometimes call the Giant Kitty "My bestest Boy" but calls me "You naughty Oven"?
Why does the Giant Kitty hiss at me so often?
Why does the Giant Kitty keep telling his friends that I stink?
Sometimes I may smell like a woofie but I try to be very good when mine Mummy bathes me so I can smell not so much like a woofie.
Why does the Giant Kitty have to wake mine Mummy up at 530am every morning?
Why does the Giant Kitty glare at me and threaten to sit on me if I don't help him wake mine Mummy up at 530am every morning?
I do think 530am is a good time to snuggle next to mine Mummy and take squillions of kitty naps but the Giant Kitty says no!
Why can't mine Mummy stay at home the whole day and play with me or bring me out for walkies more often?
Why does mine Mummy's friend say that the Giant Kitty has got a cute tail but says that my tail looks like a rat's?
Why does another of mine Mummy's friends say that the Giant Kitty looks just like a cute little kitten in pictors but I look like a monkey?
Why does the Giant Kitty say I've to give some of my crunchy goodness for him to nom or I'm a selfish kitty but the Giant Kitty scolds me when I try to nom his crunchy goodness?

Sometimes, just sometimes, when I sit under the sun and think things, I feel a little bit sad.


Riley & Tiki said...

Awww, Oven we think you are beautiful and have a wonderful tail. You can have some of our cruncht goodness!

Daisy said...

Do not be sad, little Oven. You are very cute and adorable. Life has many, many mysteries.

Ariel said...

Oven I don't have the answers to your questions.Yet don't be sad your so adorable and your have a cute tail :)

Mickey said...

Oven,don't waste that sunshine with such questuins!! Sun is for snoozing :)
Big Kitty,is jealous and your Mom loves you.That's all you need to know! Now,have a good nap :)
Purrs Mickey

DaisyMae Maus said...

Oven ... You've been thinkin' a whole lot an' it's messed up your head. YOU are furry cute. YOU do NOT smell bad. An' 5:30 AM is a wonderful time for sleepin' an' cuddlin' with your momma. Perhaps Boy is just a tad jealous an' doesn't wanna share with you. Buck up, little soldier ... You're gonna be just fine.

ML said...

O, Oven, you is a doll. Boy will come around soon. i's did wif my new brofurs an sisfur. it just takes some time.
An if'n it doesn't, you's can come live wif us.
Then I bet Boy would miss you, too.
Love and Purrs,

Aoise said...

Pleeze dont be sad Oven. You are adorable and Giant Kitty is a tad jealous thats all. He will come round...give him time.

The Cat Realm said...

One day you will be a philosopher. And then the Giant Kitty will think "Why am I not as deep as Beethoven?"
And it might also have to think: "Why am I not the Giant Kitty anymore?" And MAYBE then it will think: "Why can't we be friends?"

Black Cat said...

Awwwww, don't be sad little Oven. You are very cute and your tail is not like a rat's. I bet your Mummy would rather be snuggled at 5.30 a.m. than made to get up! You do not look like a monkey, you look like the very cute kitty you are! Boy is just jealous and so are your Mummy's friends coz they wish they had a kitty as lovely as you. So do I!!!

The hailstones went away very quickly, but thanks for your concern you little darling:) xxx

dennis said...

Dennis says the biggest kitty is always the best kitty.

The Furry Kids said...

Oven, please don't be sad. You are very cute and we are sure that you do not smell. The Big Thing might just be a little bit jealous.

Moki said...

(((hugs))) and headbutts!


Thanks for stopping by and helping me celebrate my Gotcha Day!

Astrid, Kashim and Othello said...

Awwww Oven we fink you are furry cute and nice.
Don't fink too much it makes your head all wonky! *snickers*

Kashim & Othello

Pee Esss: Salome says: do you wanna come PLAY PLAY PLAY?

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HotMBC said...

Sometimes finking too much ain't so good. Yore tail looks grate, not at all like a rat's.
Sanjee and the resta the Hotties

Kelly Cat said...

Beethoven, someone said a long time ago, "When you think long, you think wrong." There are some things worth thinking about for awhile, but most others are not worth it.

Anyway, it's good to see you are happy again.