the Giant Kitty is not happy...

I do not unnerstands why the Giant Kitty is in such a bad mood today!

This morning after breakfast, he and mine Mummy wented out. They wented out for a long long time and I was so bored all alone at home! Then when I thought I couldn't get anymore boreder or I will burst, mine Mummy came home with the Giant Kitty.
So of course I wented to ask the Giant Kitty where he had been to with mine Mummy and why didn't they takes me along?

And the Giant Kitty hissed and hissed and hissed at me and chased me all arounds the house and whapped me on the nose many many many many many many times. And I do not unnerstands why the Giant Kitty is so upset today.

my girlfriend...

Looky at my girlfriend!
I think she's beautiful, don't you think so?
She still hisses at me though, especially when I tells her that she needs to wipes her bee-hind because it smells so.
The places where she's been bitten are healing up very very nicely and she's going to be good as new very very soon! I hope her hair grows back because she's still a bit bald in some areas.

However, I've come to the decision that even though I likes my girlfriend so, it's much better for her not to stay with us.
The Giant Kitty has been extremely jealous that I has a girlfriend and he has not, so he's feeling very grouchy.
And take my words for it, you wouldn't want to mess around with the Giant Kitty when he's grouchy.
He's one whom even the nice vets are scaredy of, and you know vets are beans who are used to seeing VERY VERY grouchy animals. So that tells you something about how scary the Giant Kitty is when he's not happy.
So he's not happy with me right now. Not very happy at all.
Yesterday, he was doing his usual grooming mine Mummy time and I just happened to walk past them. He immediately paused in grooming mine Mummy and HISSSSSED at me and whapped me on my nose. (Not the head because I like whaps on the head, but the nose. I do not likes whaps on the nose. They hurt.) So I ran away. And he continued grooming mine Mummy.
Today he's going off at me again because my Sweetheart is in the other room with the door closed and he cannot get at her.
I think I've gotten a total of a squillion whaps on the nose today but maybe it's more. I might have lost count somewhere.

So both me and mine Mummy are really hoping very very hard that my Sweetheart will find a furrever home very soon, and all will be peaceful in my house once again.
I do miss the Giant Kitty licking and snuggling me.

we be taking pictors!!

Although I is still having many sads because mine Mummy is not going to be home yet for many many many sleeps, I've decided to stop crying because I've got so many wonderful friends out there who comforts me.
I took Daisy's advice and whapped the Giant Kitty on the head, and he started whapping me back again and he forgots he said he was going to ignore me.
Then I tolds him I knowed it was his Gotcha Day and he can have all of my stinky goodness because it's his Gotcha Day and I loves him.
And that put him into a very very good mood.
The bean who gaves me my food didn't seem to be in such a happy mood to see me give the Giant Kitty all my stinky goodness though. It's his Gotcha Day and I is giving him a present! Why can't the bean understand that?

Well, anyway, the Giant Kitty was in a good mood so he tolds me he's noticed that mine Mummy lefted her digital camera at home! And he said that as a treat, he's going to take some pictors of me so I can puts it up on my bloggy and later he's going to show me how to take pictors with the digital camera and I can take pictors of him!
So see here!
This is the pictor that the Giant Kitty took of me!
I is handsome?
So after that, the Giant Kitty taughts me how to take a pictor with the camera and I tooks many many pictors of him.
See!
Aren't they good?I wonder why the Giant Kitty doesn't think they're good and keeps mumbling about "my face! Where's mine handsome face"
Well! He doesn't know how to appreciate good pictors!

how long is many many many sleeps away?

I misses mine Mummy.
Do you guys knows when mine Mummy will be coming back?
I asked the Giant Kitty and he says it's many many many many many sleeps away and he tolds me to stops crying and he'll give me lots and lots of mighty whaps on the head.
So I stops crying for a while.
But when he finishes whapping, I start crying again.
Then he says he's going to sit on me.
But I is still sad, so I carried on crying.
Then he says he's going to ignore me.
So he hasn't been speaking to me the whole of today.
I has many sads!
No Mummy and no Giant Kitty to plays with me!
I wonder if he'll speak to me tomorrow?

I do wish the par-tay could go on...

The party is over?
But I haven't had enough yet!
I want to play play play still!
See, I is asking the Giant Kitty very nicely to plays with me, but he shakes his head and says,
Kids...sigh...
I'm not a kid! I'm a kitten!
I don't think my fur mama and fur daddy are goats, are they?

But I really wants to play, so I jumps on the Giant Kitty and gaved him the biteys!
And the Giant Kitty gotted mad and gaved me many many many many many many whaps on the head.I do loves whaps on the head, so I think my big brother, the Giant Kitty is the nicest kitty in the whole wide world.
Oh, and I do wish the par-tay wasn't over.

I has no more a sad....

I is happy!
You knows, I says I is sometimes a little bit sad when I think things, but that is only sometimes.
And now, I sees that I has so many friends who think that I is not stinky and my tail is pretty, and I is cute, I is no more sad!

And yesterday, the Giant Kitty was sweet!
I was begging and begging him to play with me but he says he wants to nap.
So I dances around him and he gotted mad.
Then he whaps me.
Not the usual whap on the head that I likes, but a humongous whap right in my face that I think my nose wented right in.
But then, immediately after that, he licked me on my head!
And he mumbled something which I couldn't hear too clearly but I think it was sorry you Thing!
I loves the Giant Kitty!
Don't you think the Giant Kitty is nice?

The Giant Kitty is Mad at Me!

Oh no! The Giant Kitty is mad at me.

It wasn't my fault. We have this cabinet at our house and behind this cabinet is all sorts of exciting things like wires and stuff mine Mummy never allow me to play with. I love going behind the cabinet and so mine Mummy putted big cardboards at the sides and I cannot go in anymore. So I was upset and I cried. And the Giant Kitty told me to stop crying, he'll give me whaps on the head.
But I think even whaps on the head cannot compare with going behind the cabinet. So I kept crying.
Then the Giant Kitty said if I didn't want whaps, he'll give me the biteys instead.
But I think going behind the cabinet is still better. So I kept crying.

So in the end, the Giant Kitty said if I really wanted to get behind the cabinet so much, he'll show me how to jump over the cardboard.
He did it a few times and I managed to jump in after him, but I kept bumping my face into the cardboard.
So he showed me how to do it again.
Then when he's just jumped in, mine Mummy walked out from the bathroom! And caught the Giant Kitty BEHIND the cabinet! So she punished the Giant Kitty and now I think the Giant Kitty is going to be mad at me forever and ever and ever!

I do not want the Giant Kitty to be mad at me!
What should I do?

the Giant Kitty forced me to sleep!

The Giant Kitty is a nuisance.
He didn't let me play the whole day!
When I wanted to get mine toys out, he whapped me on the head.
So I thought he wanted to play whap-on-the-head.
But when I tried to play with him, he walked away and told me to go to sleep!

See...he forced me to get onto the bed and refused to let me get down!
But I didn't want to sleep!!!Sigh....since I've nothing to do and the Giant Kitty refused to let me get off the bed, I might just take a little nap.
zzzzZZZZZZZZZ..........

this is fun!

Looky here! I is taller than the Giant Kitty!
I like playing with the Giant Kitty.
He taught me a new game.
I'll teach all of you here in case anyone wants to have fun like us too.

It's called the game of whap-the-head.
The kitty who gets their head whapped the most is the winner.
So the Giant Kitty tells me to lie on the floor with my tummy up, and he starts whapping me many many many many many many many many many many many many many times on the head.
I is the winner!

The Giant Kitty has been helping me finish up my food again so that I can play.
I agree with the Giant Kitty. We do not understand why our Mummy is so upset the Giant Kitty is being friendly and helpful.

my kitty condo and the V-E-T

I found a new place to sleep!
This thing reaches up to the sky!
See!It was filled with mine Mummy's stuff but since I like it so much, she cleared away 2 levels and now I've got a double storey kitty condo!
And what is better, the Giant Kitty cannot get in!
Haha...he can only get his head in but the rest of him are stuck outside!
He doesn't find it funny though and he whaps my head when I laugh at him.

Mine Mummy took out the huge box which I came here in, and broughted me out today.
The Giant Kitty didn't get to go out.
The Giant Kitty told me the place is called the V-E-T and they do awful things to you.
But I went there last week and the V-E-T was very nice to me. She was also nice to me today.
She stroked me and said that I looked handsome in the black t-shirt which has my name sewed on.
She looked into my ears because last week I had itchy scratchy ears. She said they're much better now and the yeast infection is gone because mine Mummy has been cleaning my ears and putting medicine in diligently.

I don't know what yeast is, but when I asked the Giant Kitty, he says it's bread. He says he doesn't like to eat bread but I have to be careful because mine Mummy likes to eat bread and she will soon eat my ears up.
I don't think mine Mummy will eat my ears up will she? I like my ears.

After that, the V-E-T said she's going to give me a shot and she held me tight. I like to be held tight so I didn't struggle. Then she said it's done! What has been done? I didn't get to see her do anything!
The only thing that was not nice was when the V-E-T forced me to swallow a nasty pill. But when I swallowed it bravely, she praised me and petted me even more, so I guess it was alright.
Before I left, the V-E-T said she'll see me again in a month!
I'm looking forward to it! I like the V-E-T!