Thursday, September 27

the Giant Kitteh is awesomes!

WOW!!! The Giant Kitteh is really awesomes!
Do you know why the Giant Kitteh is awesomes?

His butt is made of STARS!!!!

I was chasings my mousie around and the mousie slid past the Giant Kitteh who was sittings in the middle of the room and I cannot stops in time and I crashes into the Giant Kitteh's butt.
And then...... I SAW STARS!!!!

Lots and lots of stars!!!

I didn't knows anyone's butt was made of stars, but the Giant Kitteh's is!
Don't you all think the Giant Kitteh is just awesomes?

Tuesday, August 28

I cannot remembers how to squeaks...

Who is it I hears?
Oh nose! It is the Giant Kitteh!*runs and hides under furry blankie*

Ever since that day I squeaks, the Giant Kitteh thought it so funnys and he has been tryings to makes me squeaks again.
I know the Giant Kitteh and mine Mummy likes it when I squeaks because they were laughings at me, so I trys my hardest to squeaks but no matter what I did, I did not remembers how I manageds to squeaks that day!

I really did trys very very hard, but I couldn't squeak again!
But the Giant Kitteh has been trying to stomp on me all the time and I is havings a very sore middle now and I do not wants him to stomps on me anymore but if I tells him, he is going to get upsets with me and I do not wants him to be upsets with me but I cannot remembers how to squeaks and helps.....I needs to hide under my furry blankie.

Tuesday, August 21

mine Mummy and the Giant Kitteh are laughing at me...

You knows I really lubs the Giant Kitteh because I just lubs him so, but you knows the Giant Kitteh is also GIANT, and when he was trying to get down the bed just now, he steps over me and I reachs out because I lubs him so and I wants to gives him a hug and then I mades him trips over and then he steps on me, right in my middle.

And the Giant Kitteh is GIANT and when he steps on me I gaves a SQUEAK.

And both mine Mummy and the Giant Kitteh thinks it's so funny that I squeaks and they are both laughings at me now.

Thursday, August 16

I do not unnerstands why...

I only wents inside the space behind those pails in the bathroom because I've never been there before. I only screams because the space was very small and I could not gets out. I only cames out covered with dust bunnies because the space was very small and the bunnies had no where to go.

Why does mine Mummy scolds me?

Thursday, August 19

Mine new friend, VANS!

I has been very bad with mine blogging because we has been very very busy.
Since the last time I wents to sees Dr Grace, mine Mummy has been to China and Hong Kong again, and lefted me and the Giant Kitty with our grandpapa for the whole month!!!
I was very very upset but the Giant Kitty says it's ok, he will looks after me. And he gives me many many many many whaps on the head and lets me sleeps with my butt touching his butt the whole time mine Mummy is not around and I think the Giant Kitty loves me very much.

Then mine Mummy comes back and she was gone everyday and even when she is not working, she goes around lookings at something called VANS.
And I asked the Giant Kitty what is VANS, but he says it's not something that can be nommed and so it's not important.
But I thought if it is important enough for mine Mummy to spend so much time lookings at, then it must be important enough for me to know what it is!

And then last week, mine Mummy came home with this thing called VANS!
It's a scary huge metal monster!
And it makes a huge sound!
And it can zoom around very fast when mine Mummy is in it!
And I was furry scareded of it!

And today, mine Mummy says she wants to gives VANS a bath.
And I loves taking baths.
And I wanted to have a bath together with VANS too.
But I was also scareded of VANS.

I asked the Giant Kitty to go together with me so we can has a baths together with VANS but he lookeds at me funny and ignoreds me.
So I thought for a long time and finally I lets mine Mummy puts the leash on me and takes me out to have a baths with VANS.

And I realises, VANS is not scary after all!
Lookys! Mine Mummy mades a seat specially for me!
She says I can sits there while she bathes VANS, and she says if I can learns to be well-behaved, she will takes me out inside VANS!
Ooooh......I thinks I can be well-behaveds, don't you think so?

See, I is in the front seat!
I is tryings to smile nicely for mine Mummy's camera.
Mummy, it's not a good idea to show too much of my nostrils.I is lovings my seat in VANS that I forgots to go out and plays with the water when mine Mummy bathes VANS.
I hads a little scared afterwards though.
After mine Mummy finished bathing the outside of VANS, she wents in to the back of VANS and swept the floor.
It is very big there in the behinds of VANS and mine Mummy lets me helps her sweeps the floor. Then suddenly a car zoomed past VANS very loudly and I was scareded!
And I jumpeds onto mine Mummy because I was so scareded.
And I scratched mine Mummy accidentally while I was jumpings onto her shoulders.
After the car zoomed past, mine Mummy saids I was a very silly boy.
There was nothing to be scareded of!
So she saids maybe I was not growed-up enough yet to goes out in VANS with her.
I has to learn to be less scaredy first.

I is sads! I didn't mean to be scaredy!
But that car was so loud! It was louder than cars usually are!
I can be well-behaveds and growed-up!
I thinks I can goes out in VANS with mine Mummy, don't you thinks so?

Monday, June 7

I wents to the vet and I saws Dr Grace!

Mine Mummy tooks me out early in the morning today when I is supposed to be napping with the Giant Kitty. At first I was not too happy because I wants to be the Giant Kitty's head warmer, but then mine Mummy saids we were going to the vet and then I became a little bit happier because I might gets to see Dr Grace.

So I wores mine favorite red shirt, and waited for mine Mummy to takes out mine spiffy red stroller and off we wents!

And you knows what? I gots to see Dr Grace! I gots to see Dr Grace! There were 2 doctors there today, Dr Grace and Dr Frederick. I was hoping and hoping it will be Dr Grace when it's my turn and it really is! I thinks I was a very good kitteh the whole of last week so I gets to sees my favorite Dr Grace!

I was a very good kitteh in the consultation room and I lets Dr Grace feel me all arounds and even opens my mouth for her to check my tooths. She saids that I had very clean tooths! After that she tooks a long scary needle and pokes me but because it is Dr Grace, I trieds to be very brave and not squirm too much. At the end of it, Dr Grace says I is a very cute kitteh! I is so happy! I do not unnerstands why the Giant Kitty doesn't like going to the vet and poops on their table!

After that we went out and waited and guess who we met! Mine foster mama! The one who hadded me before mine Mummy adopted me when I was a tiny tiny kitteh! What a coincidence! She was taking her 4 kittehs for their rooster shots too! And mine foster mama was so excited to sees me!

Actually I almost forgotted her but after she petted me and talkeds to me for a bit, I started to remember her. I only knows 2 of the 4 kittehs mine foster mama brought to the vet because the other 2 kittehs came only after I left mine foster mama's place and came to stay in my furrever home with mine Mummy.

I think today is an awesome day!

Monday, May 3

I is a good head warmer...

I is sorry I is not being a good blogger.
You see, I is a very busy kitteh.
First, I helps mine Mummy snoopervise everythings.
Then I helps the Giant Kitty exercise by runnings around with him.
And when the Giant Kitty is sleepings, I helps by being a head warmer.

I loves the Giant Kitty!

Monday, January 18

the Giant Kitty is not happy...

I do not unnerstands why the Giant Kitty is in such a bad mood today!

This morning after breakfast, he and mine Mummy wented out. They wented out for a long long time and I was so bored all alone at home! Then when I thought I couldn't get anymore boreder or I will burst, mine Mummy came home with the Giant Kitty.
So of course I wented to ask the Giant Kitty where he had been to with mine Mummy and why didn't they takes me along?

And the Giant Kitty hissed and hissed and hissed at me and chased me all arounds the house and whapped me on the nose many many many many many many times. And I do not unnerstands why the Giant Kitty is so upset today.

Monday, January 11

plays plays plays...

Mine Mummy is home!
And I is very busy because I needs to keeps her playings with me so that she doesn't have time to goes away again.I is playing with this wonderfully fun nippy ball!Roll roll bat bat pounce...Where did the ball go to??Now I must thinks of something else for mine Mummy to plays with me.

Tuesday, December 22

our secret paws...

Our secret paws presents arriveds today! And they are from the Island Cats.

Both the Giant Kitty and me are so excited when the postman cames and saids that Mr Beethoven Heng and Mr Boy Heng had a parcel. It was even more exciting when mine Mummy openeds up the package for us. See, we couldn't waits to finds out what is inside!There is a lots and a lots of catnippy stuffs inside!
Catnip really doesn't affects me that much. In fact, is there a special smell? I cannot tell. But just looks at the Giant Kitty! Just a tiny whiff and lookys at his face. He's in the seventh heaven of nippy delight.
And you knows what? He drooleds all over my presents too!Even mine Mummy had a special present!
The Island Cats are really generous!Lookys! We gots so many presents!
And take note of the piece of paper where the Island Cats printeds their greeting for us on. Lookys at the corner! The Giant Kitty's drool!