mine Mummy and the Giant Kitteh are laughing at me...

You knows I really lubs the Giant Kitteh because I just lubs him so, but you knows the Giant Kitteh is also GIANT, and when he was trying to get down the bed just now, he steps over me and I reachs out because I lubs him so and I wants to gives him a hug and then I mades him trips over and then he steps on me, right in my middle.

And the Giant Kitteh is GIANT and when he steps on me I gaves a SQUEAK.

And both mine Mummy and the Giant Kitteh thinks it's so funny that I squeaks and they are both laughings at me now.

Mine Gotcha Day!

Presenting to you....
HAMSTER FACE!Hahahahaha....
Mine Mummy maded this with something called a fish eye!
I would have thought fish eyes were something nice to nom, but looky at what it did instead! It gaves me a hamster face! Hahahahaha...

Oh, and today is mine Gotcha Day!
I've been here with mine Mummy and the Giant Kitty for an entire year!
And in 2 days' time, it's going to be mine first blogaversary!
See, this is mine firstest bloggy post! Do you guys remember it?
When I first came, I was scareded of the Giant Kitty and I thought he was awful mean!
But the Giant Kitty protected me when I was being killed by my girlfriend, and he gives the bestest whaps there are and he teaches me lots and lots of things now and I loves him!
I is glad I came to my furrever home and I'm going to enjoy my Gotcha Day!
And mine Mummy wroted very nice things for mine Gotcha Day.
And the Giant Kitty wroted some nice things too.
And, I loves you all!

of things....

Looky here! Mine Mummy gotted me a new toy and it's pink!
But I think it's not built for handsome mancats-in-training wearing pink.
It cames apart after I whap on it only once!

Oh, and I learnts something today.
When mine Mummy is sick with fever and cold and what not, do not sniff at her nostrils.
It's got an awfully funny smell!

Oh, and mine Mummy has been telling me she's going to China at the end of August.
Why does she have to tell me?
I mean, she goes out everyday, and she comes back at night.
I never ask her where she goes.
It's ok. She really doesn't have to tell me where she goes because the Giant Kitty tolds me before that mine Mummy goes out to finds something call marnies so she can changes the marnies into nice crunchy goodness and toys and beautiful shirts for me.

Why does mine Mummy have to tell me where she's going?
And when is August anyway?
I think it's so many sleeps away I may become an old kitty by then.
Mine Mummy really is funny.
She never tells me where she goes everyday, why does she have to tell me this time?