secret spy...

Here's the world's bestest secret spy who's hiding away and getting all your secret information.
No one can spot the world's greatest spy because he's so good at hiding.The secret spy peeping out from his secret hiding spot.
He's listening to all your secrets and plotting your demise.The secret spy has got mighty weapons.
See his sharp claws (which were unfortunately regularly trimmed by the spy's mummy).The secret spy hears some information!
The Giant Kitty is having some crunchy goodness!The secret spy wants some too!!!!
Wait for me!!!I think being a secret spy isn't so fun if it means mine Mummy cannot see me and give me crunchy goodness.
I shall have to think of changing to another job instead.

I learnt more new games!

The Giant Kitty taught me 2 new games yesterday.
See, here's him explaining all the rules to me.The first game is called licking mine Mummy's nostril. The Giant Kitty said that in this game, you've got to see if you can lick right into mine Mummy's nostril and you win the game when mine Mummy wakes up. So I tried this game last night. I won almost straightaway! I think I'm really pretty good at this game! Mine Mummy's nostril taste a little funny though.

The other game is called standing on mine Mummy, with our paws on her throat. The Giant Kitty wins this game much faster than me. He said the trick is to master the technique of putting ALL your weight on the paws that are on mine Mummy's throat, and the best position is to put the paws right in the middle of the throat. I might need a little more practice in this game. I think I'm going to continue practicing this tonight.
One thing I do not understand though, is why mine Mummy keeps threatening to shut us out of her room tonight. We were playing nicely - we didn't bite each other, or make any noise - mine Mummy warned me before not to play too noisily at night so I've been listening to her.
So why is mine Mummy upset?

this is fun!

Looky here! I is taller than the Giant Kitty!
I like playing with the Giant Kitty.
He taught me a new game.
I'll teach all of you here in case anyone wants to have fun like us too.

It's called the game of whap-the-head.
The kitty who gets their head whapped the most is the winner.
So the Giant Kitty tells me to lie on the floor with my tummy up, and he starts whapping me many many many many many many many many many many many many many times on the head.
I is the winner!

The Giant Kitty has been helping me finish up my food again so that I can play.
I agree with the Giant Kitty. We do not understand why our Mummy is so upset the Giant Kitty is being friendly and helpful.