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I is a little sad because recently, mine Mummy has been using the word CHUBBY when talking about me.
From this pictor, do you think my double chin is very pronounced?
I do so wants to be a professional model and beautiful ballerina dancer and I'm afraid if I get to be like the Giant Kitty, I can never get to be the graceful swanlake ballerina anymore!
I mean, I loves the Giant Kitty and everything, and I think he's really awesome, but....
I do not want to become as FAT as the Giant Kitty!!!
Do you think it's alright to think thoughts like this about the Giant Kitty? I really still loves the Giant Kitty a lot, but I do not want his figure.
I hope thinking thoughts like this doesn't mean I is a bad kitteh.
Sometimes, when mine Mummy is not at home and the Giant Kitty is asleep, I sit under the sun and I think things.
And then I wonder.
Why does the Giant Kitty keep on calling me "That Thing" even though he knows I'm called Oven?
Why does mine Mummy sometimes call the Giant Kitty "My bestest Boy" but calls me "You naughty Oven"?
Why does the Giant Kitty hiss at me so often?
Why does the Giant Kitty keep telling his friends that I stink?
Sometimes I may smell like a woofie but I try to be very good when mine Mummy bathes me so I can smell not so much like a woofie.
Why does the Giant Kitty have to wake mine Mummy up at 530am every morning?
Why does the Giant Kitty glare at me and threaten to sit on me if I don't help him wake mine Mummy up at 530am every morning?
I do think 530am is a good time to snuggle next to mine Mummy and take squillions of kitty naps but the Giant Kitty says no!
Why can't mine Mummy stay at home the whole day and play with me or bring me out for walkies more often?
Why does mine Mummy's friend say that the Giant Kitty has got a cute tail but says that my tail looks like a rat's?
Why does another of mine Mummy's friends say that the Giant Kitty looks just like a cute little kitten in pictors but I look like a monkey?
Why does the Giant Kitty say I've to give some of my crunchy goodness for him to nom or I'm a selfish kitty but the Giant Kitty scolds me when I try to nom his crunchy goodness?
Sometimes, just sometimes, when I sit under the sun and think things, I feel a little bit sad.
I is a little sad because recently, mine Mummy has been using the word CHUBBY when talking about me.
