The Giant Kitty is my hero! And I shall not have a girlfriend anymores...

I loves the Giant Kitty! You know what he does?
He's my hero!

I've finally decided that, I'm still too young to have a girlfriend and the little kitty that mine Mummy brings home to be my girlfriend, well, she's not suitable for me.

You see, yesterday, when mine Mummy wented into her room to give her stinky goodness, she rans out.
So of course, I had to kiss her because she's my girlfriend.
So I wented to kiss her.
And you know what she did?
She scratched me on the nose!
A scratch on the nose is a squillion times worse than a whap on the nose! Really!

But I thought it was an accident. So I tried to get close to her again. And she screamed at me! And hissed at me, and trieded to kill me!
So I rans and rans and rans away and rans to the Giant Kitty because I was scareded of my girlfriend and I'm sure the Giant Kitty isn't scareded of anything.

And the Giant Kitty hissed at my girlfriend!
And he stoods between us and protected me from my girlfriend!
And he prevented me from being killed!

The Giant Kitty is my hero!

And I've finally decideds, I shall not have a girlfriend anymore. I prefers to stay single. I loves the Giant Kitty!I've been following him around.He's my hero! Don't you guys think he's awesome? I do!

my sweetheart....

Do you guys think I looks handsome standing like this?I wants to looks handsome because you know what?
Mine Mummy broughted a girlfriend home for me!

See! This is my girlfriend's pictor!
Isn't she sweet?Mine Mummy broughted home a girlfriend for me!
I loves my girlfriend!
But let me tell you a secret.
My girlfriend isn't too demure.
She slurps her foods.
And she gobbles everything up.
I tolds her she has to eat daintily but she doesn't listen to me.
My girlfriend also has a lot of bald patches.
And when I asks her why she is balding, she hisses at me.
I think it's because my girlfriend is shy about being with me?
Oh, and my girlfriend smells too.
I think she needs her bee-hind wiped.Mine Mummy tolds me my girlfriend is only staying with us for a while and she'll go away once she finds her forever home. I think I'm going to be sad when she leaves, but if she has a nice forever home, then it's ok. I can still go and look for her sometimes. And anyway, she's only my girlfriend, and we're not married, so perhaps we should not live together.

Anyway, the Giant Kitty is very upset about me having a girlfriend. I think he's jealous that I have one and he doesn't. So he kept scolding me today. But I shall put up with it for the sake of my girlfriend!

I wasn't scared!!!

There's a little thing eating from my plate!!!!
And she looks exactly like me!


Do not believe what the Giant Kitty says. I wasn't scared of her! I just didn't want to catch her cooties so I ran away!
Nobody likes unfamiliar little girls! They've got cooties! I prefer girl kitties whom I know.


See, I'm keeping a very safe distance so I do not get any cooties.